If I was Oprah. And it was Tech Tuesday (at least that part is based in reality). You would look under your seat right now and there would be your very own Instax Mini (affiliate link). So amazingly cute and charming that you would snap photos of all your friends, family and students. And then, you'd cry because I was so generous and your photos so adorable.
Until then, save your $57 (for the camera) and $18 (for the credit-card sized film) and still cry because the photos are too cute and retro.