They say three times is a charm, no? I mean, I did write to you the first time here. Then, 219 days later, I wrote this to you. And, yes, I've grown. Notice I am not keeping track of the days anymore. And it is not because I am too lazy to do the math and the whole leap year thing is throwing me off.
I've just matured. I mean, I have a life coach now. Geez.
I've updated my Crayola wish list in effort to give you once last chance to redeem yourself, big, super-important, multi-national company (so, what if I've been listening to an over-abundance of political speeches lately?). In addition to the first list I started here, please send the following to me and my college students
I think these anti-roll, triangular crayons would be perfect for little kids or children with special needs. They are just about as cool as the crayons featured here by Crafterhours. I like how you marketed them as "promoting a proper writing grip." Clever.
I am digging all your odd-shaped items this fall. A sturdy base on a glue stick?! Very innovative, Crayola. Kudos to you.
What student (or professor) doesn't like a touch of embellishment on a college project or paper?
Eco-made and has a baffling crystal effect?! Stop. We. Need. These. Now. Have you seen the windows of most college classrooms? Send immediately. K?
I'm a big lover of gel pens, so I imagine these gel markers will be right up my alley. Not to be greedy, but I'll take a carton of these as there is always someone who leaves the cap off and your markers dry out pretty quickly - no offensive. Just speaking the truth.
Shhh....don't tell Lil O because I want it to be a surprise. I feel like you owe her something as all this letter writing is taking away from time I could be spending with her. If you send the Dream Bakery, it will kinda make up for lost mother-daughter time. Kinda.
Alrighty then. That's my last and final letter to you. My next correspondance will be a handwritten thank you card for sending all this awesome stuff.
Thank you, Crayola. I knew the third time would be a charm.